T-Shirt — "I swear my sense of humor is mature." by Taliasaurus Funny Hot Dog Graphic Tee
Purple / S
$27.38 USD
Skip to product information
Lighthearted and unapologetically cheeky, this classic crew tee speaks for itself. Soft, sturdy cotton and a relaxed cut make it easy to throw on for backyard barbecues, casual meetups, or lazy weekends. The front reads "I swear my sense of humor is mature." with a playful hot dog emoji beneath — a tiny, silly wink that keeps the tone fun rather than serious. Small matching hot dog icons on each sleeve add a subtle, offbeat detail when you move. It sits comfortably in everyday life: layered under a jacket for a low-key night out, paired with jeans for a lunchtime laugh, or worn at gatherings where easygoing banter is welcome. Built to last, it holds its shape and print through repeated wears and washes, keeping the joke crisp and the fit relaxed.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) — durable and comfortable
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting fit
- Dual printing: crisp DTG front print + DTF sleeve and inner neck details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "I swear my sense of humor is mature." by Taliasaurus Funny Hot Dog Graphic Tee
$27.38 USD
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) — durable and comfortable
- Tubular knit body with no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting fit
- Dual printing: crisp DTG front print + DTF sleeve and inner neck details
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean